"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.
Purr = happy cat noise
Gato = Spanish for cat
Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
hanging out w/ friends:
people who reblogged this + tagged it “but replace naruto with ______” youre weak YOURE WEAK
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"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
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